Former trading pit 'king' shows off the laser hair removal on his armpits for Bravo TV
The show, which follows a group of affluent long-time girlfriends from Long Island, premieres tonight at 10/9c.
One trader told us that Goldfarb was "king of the natural gas pit."
He even made the now-defunct Wall Street magazine Trader Monthly's 100 Highest-Earning Traders list for 2005.
A veteran NYMEX pit trader who runs Energylinks Futures, Goldfarb (a.k.a. "Trot") knocked his natty-gas book out of the ozone layer last year amid one hurricane after another and some of the most treacherous volatility ever recorded in the decade and a half since natural-gas futures were created. Like most locals, Goldfarb relies on technical indicators more than longer-term fundamentals.
When the technicals line up, "that's when you load the boat," Goldfarb told attendees at a Natural Gas Intelligence workshop held this summer in New York. World-class energy trader, star racehorse owner, epic bash thrower, NYMEX institution. Not only is Sandy's boat fully loaded, but so are his pockets. For the record, Goldfarb insists he made less than $10 million. Our sources say otherwise.
Based on what we've seen of the show, it appears that Goldfarb is also the king of armpit laser hair removal, too.
"What does it look like?" Goldfarb asked. "There's only one or two parts I have left to laser."
After he left Wall Street, Goldfarb and his wife opened a spa on Long Island called Truth + Beauty.
Goldfarb's wife complained about his excessive skin and hair regimen.
"In the morning, Sandy takes longer to get ready than I even do," his wife said. "He puts on his eye cream. He has toner. He has serums. He has creams. He has gels. He lotions up his body. He has neck cream. I mean, it's insane! He's like a woman."
She added: "It drives me insane because he's a guy, like get ready and go."
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