These bankers got deals done despite a dismal environment
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On tap, we've got stories on the most powerful people at JPMorgan, a refugee who built a career as a private banker to high-profile clientele, and Jeff Bezos' massive yacht goes for a spin.
But first, the best of the banker bunch.
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1. Top M&A bankers of 2022.
Last year was a nightmare scenario for investment bankers. From inflation, to rising rates, to new geopolitical risks, everything seemed to be working against anyone looking to get a deal done.
That's why you could argue that this year's edition of "The Rainmakers" — Insider's annual list of the 20 M&A bankers who handled the largest deals of the year in North America — is more impressive than previous editions. (Check out the lists from 2019, 2020, and 2021.)
Insider's Carter Johnson and Alex Morrell have the rundown on this year's list, which is compiled in conjunction with MergerLinks, a financial data service that tracks deals.
What's interesting about this year's list is how it was made up of bankers almost entirely from the bulge-bracket. In years past, boutique banks and advisory firms have been well represented. But in 2022, amid an uncertain market, many clients chose to work with the largest investment banks.
It's a trend we've seen time and again on Wall Street. During turbulent times, people tend to trust larger institutions over smaller shops. Take the hedge-fund industry, for example, where the biggest firms had a massive year despite most funds in the space struggling.
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