The 8 Strangest Things Megan Fox Said In Her Bizarre Esquire Interview
In case you were confused, Fox is not an ancient Aztec, but her life is similar to that of an human sacrifice.
Fox is the last bombshell ever ... and because of that can be compared to buffalo.
"To be a bombshell in 2013 is to be an antiquity, an old-world relic … Bombshells once used to roam the cultural landscape like buffalo, and like buffalo they were edging toward extinction."
(Esquire)
Fox is preparing for the end of days ... and is completely comfortable with the Antichrist (who she mentions once throughout the interview).
"I've read the Book of Revelation a million times," Megan Fox says. "It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?"
(Esquire)
She has the most perfect, symmetrical face of anyone. Ever.
"The symmetry of her face, up close, is genuinely shocking. The lip on the left curves exactly the same way as the lip on the right. The eyes match exactly. The brow is in perfect balance, like a problem of logic, like a visual labyrinth. It's not really even that beautiful … What she is is flawless. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her."
(Esquire)
She has other-worldly powers, and began speaking in tongues at the age of eight.
"I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.
(Esquire)
Fox can't be bothered with fame to find work.
"Her agent has to beg her to read scripts or do magazine shoots so she isn't lost or forgotten."
(Esquire)
Instead, she loves archaeology more than acting. So much so, it's one of her dream jobs.
She would much rather be an archaeologist exploring the ancient ruins of Israel and Egypt.
"I feel like there's stuff literally buried there and buried where the Maya were," she says. Ancient aliens who gave rise to ancient civilizations on earth. "I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe. In my fantasy."
(Esquire)
Fox believes in leprechauns.
"Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations ..."
She also believes in aliens (she has said in the past her favorite show is "Ancient Aliens"), the Lochness Monster, and Bigfoot.
(Esquire)
And, then there are the weird descriptions of Fox's body:
Describing her brow: "It's closer to the sublime, a force of nature, the patterns of waves crisscrossing a lake, snow avalanching down the side of a mountain, an elaborately camouflaged butterfly."
"All that remains of Marilyn (Fox's old tattoo) is a few drops of black against skin that is the color the moon possesses in the thin air of northern winters."
(Esquire)
Now that you know some weird facts on Fox ...
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