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The 19 worst albums of all time, according to critics

1. Kevin Federline — "Playing With Fire"

The 19 worst albums of all time, according to critics

2. Limp Bizkit — "Results May Vary"

2. Limp Bizkit — "Results May Vary"

Critic score: 33/100

User score: 4.1/10

What critics said: "Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you're left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?" — AllMusic

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3. Viva Brother — "Famous First Words"

3. Viva Brother — "Famous First Words"

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 2.7/10

What critics said: "This album is an abomination. It's a rancid pile of regurgitated tripe." — No Ripcord

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4. Phil Collins — "Testify"

4. Phil Collins — "Testify"

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 6.1/10

What critics said: "Middle-age is no excuse for such an unforgivably bland collection of over-emoted love songs." — Q Magazine

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5. Dirty Vegas — "One"

5. Dirty Vegas — "One"

Critic score: 35/100

User score: 2.1/10

What critics said: "Exhaustingly awful." — Blender

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6. Lil Wayne — "Rebirth"

6. Lil Wayne — "Rebirth"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 3.0/10

What critics said: "The songs might have been better as parodies than as imitations, although 'Knockout' — a Coldplay homage backing a raunchy lyric — comes close to being both." — The New York Times

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7. Charlie Puth — "Nine Track Mind"

7. Charlie Puth — "Nine Track Mind"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 4.4/10

What critics said: "'Nine Track Mind' whimpers like a sick kitten." — Q Magazine

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8. Louis XIV — "Slick Dogs and Ponies"

8. Louis XIV — "Slick Dogs and Ponies"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 5.9/10

What critics said: "'Slick Dogs' never coalesces into anything more than the sum of its noisy, jagged parts." — Boston Globe

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9. Puddle of Mudd — "Life on Display"

9. Puddle of Mudd — "Life on Display"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 4.7/10

What critics said: "Third-rate grunge retreads stuffed with overdriven guitars and generic rock-dude melancholia." — Rolling Stone

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10. Chris Brown — "Fortune"

10. Chris Brown — "Fortune"

Critic score: 38/100

User score: 3.4/10

What critics said: "Not all of 'Fortune' is so unctuous, but none of it is inspired." — The AV Club

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11. The Panic Channel — "(One)"

11. The Panic Channel — "(One)"

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 5.2/10

What critics said: "Sounds a lot like a collection of rejected Foo Fighters tunes." — Rolling Stone

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12. Richard Ashcroft — "United Nations of Sound"

12. Richard Ashcroft — "United Nations of Sound"

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 6.4/10

What critics said: "Sunk by a grating, calculated over-eagerness to please." — Pitchfork

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13. Gucci Mane & V-Nasty — "BAYTL"

13. Gucci Mane & V-Nasty — "BAYTL"

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 1.8/10

What critics said: "There is Michael Jackson bad, there is Ed Wood bad, and then there is BAYTL, a union so unholy that it cries out for a show on Bravo." — Spin

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14. Chris Brown — "Graffiti"

14. Chris Brown — "Graffiti"

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 5.1/10

What critics said: "A curiously faceless album that largely thumbs its nose at close reading." — The New York Times

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15. Alanis Morissette — "Jagged Little Pill Acoustic"

15. Alanis Morissette — "Jagged Little Pill Acoustic"

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 5.9/10

What critics said: "Like Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells II' and Meat Loaf's 'Back Into Hell,' it doesn't so much play as fall out of the speakers with a flump: the sound of a towel being thrown in." — The Guardian

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16. Liz Phair — "Liz Phair"

16. Liz Phair — "Liz Phair"

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 6.4/10

What critics said: "'Liz Phair' proves so ultimately unnecessary, it might as well not even exist." — Pitchfork

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17. Backstreet Boys — "Never Gone"

17. Backstreet Boys — "Never Gone"

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 6.0/10

What critics said: "Lest you doubted it, this is grotesque." — Village Voice

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18. Paul Oakenfold — "A Lively Mind"

18. Paul Oakenfold — "A Lively Mind"

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 2.2/10

What critics said: "On his new disc the veteran of populist trance shows himself unable to come up with anything remotely innovative or engaging, even for the dance floor." — PopMatters

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19. Enya — "A Day Without Rain"

19. Enya — "A Day Without Rain"

Critic score: 41/100

User score: 8.4/10

What critics said: "Unless you're bound in an herbal body wrap, there's simply no acceptable reason to listen to this New Age nonsense." — Entertainment Weekly

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