- "MILF Manor" is a wild series where mothers date younger men from a pool composed of their sons.
- On the show's second episode, they had to guess their family members' sexual secrets.
Welcome back to episode two of "MILF Manor," the TLC dating series where mothers looking to find love date from a pool that unfortunately includes their adult sons.
After a mind-boggling premiere episode that saw mothers having to fondle the chests of a row of shirtless men in order to determine which one was their son, "MILF Manor" manages to up the ante.
For those who aren't keeping up at home, here are the wildest things that happened in episode two of the series.
Everyone had to list their own sex secrets — and then guess which ones belonged to their family members.
In the terribly uncomfortable "Wall of Secrets" challenge, contestants had to list one of their deepest secrets on a piece of paper. Then, confronted with a wall plastered with everyone's confessions, they had to guess which ones belonged to their own mother or son.
Because this is "MILF Manor," all of the secrets were sexual. The options ranged from "I started dating a couple of women but they were both just a hit and quit… I never called them again" to "I grinded on a grandma and she liked it."
What followed was a painstaking sequence of mothers and sons being forced to speculate about their family members' sex lives.
"I can do without the details," Ryan said in a confessional with his mother, Shannan.
"And I don't wanna know his," Shannan replied.
Back luck for both of them.
Shannan called her son Ryan a 'man whore' after learning about his birthday orgy.
The second part of the "Wall of Secrets" was even worse than the first. With all of the contestants gathered in a single room, the mothers and sons had to publicly declare their guesses — and in turn, their secrets.
There's something painful about watching a mother venture the comparatively tame guess that her son had "hit it and quit it" with several women before he matter-of-factly declares that he was, "involved with seven women in a one-time situation for a night for my birthday."
"I knew he was like, a man whore, but not on that level," his mother Shannan said in a confessional. Her own confession — elevator sex after a movie — seemed comparatively tame in comparison.
"At least you didn't see," Ryan told his mother.
Soyoung confessed that she slept with her son Jimmy's best friend and he was understandably not okay.
The most horrifying turn of the "Wall of Secrets" challenge happened between Soyoung and her son, Jimmy — viewers will remember him as the man who wanted to suck on Pola's toes in episode one.
Soyoung correctly guessed that Jimmy "got pink eye from eating ass," to which he insisted that it was a "normal thing" (the eating ass part, not the pink eye part). When he started to pantomime in front of the room what the experience was like, it didn't seem like the situation could escalate any further.
Then, Soyoung told her son that she had slept with his best friend. Understandably, he didn't take it well.
"You over here," he wheezes out, clutching a pillow, "smashing my friends."
Later, as he sulks in the pool, Jimmy tells his mother that he's "so calm and peaceful" as he swims away from her.
"No, you're not," she admonishes him. "You're swimming buck naked."
Pola insisted that she wasn't 'jealous' of her son going on a date with a woman she didn't like.
Pola hasn't been very discreet about her distaste for Kelle, or her closeness with her son Jose. When Kelle manages to take Jose out on a date in episode two, Pola is… less than pleased.
When Jose and Kelle return, the tension is palpable: Pola stares her son down as the other contestants heckle the couple about "any intimacy" that may or may not have happened on the date. (It happened. They kissed).
Pola later admonishes her son for not taking her to the "mushroom rock" of La Paz, Mexico, a landmark that she wanted to visit. What then follows is a bizarre moment in which she insists that she's not jealous of her son's date.
"It's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine with it. I'm zero jealous. I'm really not jealous at all," Pola says in a confessional.
"Either Pola is a helicopter mom or a jealous wife," Kelle says in her own separate confessional.
Kelle took a very cringeworthy and rude stand against Pola and Stefany speaking Spanish.
Pola's instincts about her son's romantic choices, however, don't seem to be completely unfounded. At an after-sunset party, Kelle confronted Pola and Stefany about speaking Spanish while partying with the group. In a confessional, Charlene said that their speaking Spanish was making her feel "uncomfortable."
For those keeping score at home, "MILF Manor" is filmed in Mexico, a country where Spanish is the official language.
But what started as Kelle saying that she was "frustrated with myself for not knowing Spanish" so that she could take part in a conversation between Pola and Jose eventually escalated in her seemingly ambushing Pola and Stefany in the house as they moved away from the group.
"You're not here to speak your first language," Kelle said, continuing to insist that it was rude and insinuating that they were speaking Spanish in order to gossip in plain sight. After yelling at the two women in the entryway, she eventually storms up the stairs past Jose.
Jose, to his credit, isn't a fan of Kelle's behavior, saying that it's giving him "second thoughts" about their relationship.