Kevin Hart says his penis looks 'like a thumb,' his testicles 'look like my fists,' and 'everything's swollen' after challenging ex-NFL player Stevan Ridley to a race
- Kevin Hart injured himself while racing ex-NFL star Stevan Ridley in a 40-yard dash.
- The comedian said he tore his lower abdomen and abductors in the race.
Actor and comedian Kevin Hart was able to see the funny side of getting older after injuring himself while challenging former NFL player Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard dash.
The "Jumanji" and "Ride Along" star took to Instagram on Wednesday to tell his followers to "respect that age" because he bet Ridley that he could run faster than him. And in Hart's own words, "I blew all my shit."
Hart said in the Instagram video that he tore his lower abdomen and his abductors, which has left the 44-year-old star in a wheelchair, at least temporarily.
In a second Instagram video on Thursday, the comedian shared more details about his injuries, and declared: "I'm a mess. I'm a fucking mess, man."
"Look at this shit. You know how long it takes me to get the fuck out of the car?" Hart said in the clip, which appears to have been filmed in the back of a car.
Hart went on to describe how "swollen" parts of his body are, saying: "Guys, it's bad. It's fucking bad. My dick looks like a thumb."
"Balls got big as hell, shit went up here, and balls look like my fists. Can't move my goddamn legs. All from, 'On your marks, get set, go.' Never again," he added.
The comedian noted that he expects to get better in six to eight weeks.
The comments section of the post was flooded with replies from fans and celebrity friends, as well as Hart's wife, Eniko Hart, who wrote: "I bet next time you'll listen to me!"
Don Cheadle joked: "Aren't you a little OLD to be running races, mother?"
Posting a comment on Hart's earlier post, Dwayne Johnson recalled dealing with a similar injury, telling his friend that he "tore my adductor off my pelvis during a wrestling match. True story. You'll be fine. You'll grow a 3rd ball but you'll be fine. Heal up."