Funny or Die
Many guessed that the video was a prank coordinated by Jimmy Kimmel - but they were only half right. Turns out the expletive-ridden rant was promotion for a new Funny or Die video starring Quaid.
In the full video released today, Quaid's rant is explained with a few more visuals.
"I am acting here, and this d---head wanders onto my set. I can't even get a line out until dopey the d--- starts whispering in your ear and you're not even watching anymore."
"I am doing my job here. I am a pro. This is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on. This is horses---!""I've got these f------- zombies over here that I have to look at. I have a bunch of p------ staring at me.""And this f------ baby!""This is garbage!"
"Blow me!"
"Sorry, I get grumpy when my hair gets flat," Quaid concludes in the video. "This is a really crazy set."Watch the full video explanation below: