It certainly describes the Chinese paramilitary police.

They practice deadly choke holds.

And crawl through sand in 102 degree heat.

Women do it, too.

They practice crazy synchronized jumps.

In the snow.

And close-order drill.

Where balance is key.

They are physically fit.

And don't mind getting dirty.

They train as snipers, too.

And hold their heads under water to practice holding their breath.

This is apparently some sort of life-sized Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot.

They train to fight armed hijackers.

I'm not sure how this prevents terrorism...

Now see how China stacks up in terms of global firepower.