Who do rappers call when in a pinch? That's right, their
Or so proved Slacktory, a website that created an epic video of all of the instances in which rappers have thanked their Jewish lawyers in song.
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Even Jay-Z raps on "No Hook": "Had to get some challah bread so you can holla back and holla that/My Jewish lawyer too enjoyed the fruit of letting my cash stack."
The only rapper who doesn't sing positively about having a Jewish lawyer is Fabolous, who sings: "Gun charge, oh yeah, I had like two/My black lawyer beat them, never had a Jew."
Watch the supercut video below: