We haven't seen what all 88 countries are wearing for the Olympic Opening Ceremony, but it's going to be tough to top the Americans and their fantastic sweaters.
Team USA will stroll into the Olympic Stadium wearing a Ralph Lauren-designed outfit that includes a knit cardigan, turtleneck, white fleece pants, and boots with red laces.
The sweater costs $598, so you're never going to get one.
But it looks awesome:
This is out of control @josschristensen pic.twitter.com/mu7olXqHz0
- Bobby Brown (@Bobby_Brown1) February 7, 2014Here's the press release describing the sweater in fantastical language:
"Drawing on the heritage and sophistication of the Olympic and Paralympic Games and a tradition of refined American style, the uniform features a meticulously knit patchwork cardigan highlighted with handcrafted details and emblazoned with stars and spirited graphics. The Opening Ceremony Cardigan will be paired with a cream cotton turtleneck sweater, slim-fitting white fleece athletic pants, sporty black leather boots with red laces and a cotton belt accented with jacquard tape featuring patriotic graphics."
Game over.