If you're embarrassed by your Patronus, you're not alone - these are the lamest 'Harry Potter' spirit animals you can get
Sure, a Nightjar is cute, but I'm not sure if this little bird is up for a fight.
Scary dementor coming your way? How about you fend it off with a wood mouse.
This grey squirrel already has the right idea. He's running away. Far away.
Oh man. Enough with these squirrels. This one's red.
This user wonders how a pheasant will protect them from the dementors. Great question.
HOW IS THIS PROTECTING ME FROM ANYTHING?! #Patronus #Pheasant pic.twitter.com/zn6sBnKfcV
— Sabeen Ahmad (@SabeenCTV) September 22, 2016
At least it's better than a shrew?
Chow dogs are adorable, but is that really going to protect you?
So many mice!
You know what, the dementors can have me. This. is. a. JOKE. #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/9THuwSAsZs
— Olly Gibbs (@ollyog) September 22, 2016
This dragonfly Patronus is terrifyingly vicious.
Wow. This "Mongrel Dog" Patronus is really specific.
This may as well be the Magikarp of Patronuses.
MY PATRONUS IS A SALMON IM YELLING pic.twitter.com/jq4V0MXcAf
— neil josten ana (@slytheirns) September 22, 2016
Yup. That mole will do a lot of damage!
Well, my patronus is a mole, sooo...take that? #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/2QZkkrgTv6
— Kristin Benjamin (@kristinbenj) September 23, 2016
One of my colleagues had some feelings about his Kingfisher.
"Avengers" director Joss Whedon doesn't want to hear you defend his weasel.
Don't talk to me about nobility or tenaciousness or Ron's wonderful family - my life is OVER pic.twitter.com/FiMoDLTbbG
— Joss Whedon (@joss) September 22, 2016
The "Harry Potter" actress behind Luna Lovegood, Evanna Lynch, got the salmon. 😭
I don't geddit @pottermore...all of my happiest memories are spent in the presence of cats. Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?!😟😑 #Patronus
— Evanna Lynch (@Evy_Lynch) September 23, 2016
Lastly, my colleague Kim Renfro was quite distressed when she was assigned a dolphin.
How I feel about my #patronus being a dumb dolphin and not something dope like a lynx. pic.twitter.com/Gh2aS0yfyn
— Kim Renfro (@kimrrenfro) September 22, 2016
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