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He said he wants to pick up silverware just by touching it.
At first, I thought the statement was pure fantasy - the kind of harebrained idea this particular friend has become known for in our circle.
Then I talked to Neil Harbisson, and the idea suddenly seemed less crazy.
Harbisson is a 32-year-old cyborg. He has an antenna surgically implanted into his skull, which picks up nearby light waves and converts them into sound, allowing him to "hear" color.
According to Harbisson, "cyborgism" is the way of the future, and I believe him.
Humans' relationship to technology is growing more intimate by the microsecond. Eventually - Harbisson suspects within the next 10 to 15 years - part-human, part-machine "cyborgs" will become the norm.
"I think it will happen in the late twenties that I will be able to walk out in the street and it will be normal," Harbisson says of his antenna. "Just as it'll be normal to see someone else with a new body part."
When Harbisson and I spoke, he talked about the Internet as a "bodily sense." In the same way we taste food and feel textures to interact with the world, Harbisson believes humans will use the Internet to understand the world through information and data.
In reality, this already happens. When we want to know something, we Google it. We outsource our brainpower to the Internet. In Harbisson's case, the internet lets him "perceive" sunrises sent from Australia. He "hears" the colors of the sunrise and the image is right there in his brain, creating the sensation that he's actually there.
For the general population, cyborgism represents the logical next step in the evolution of tech's role in our lives.
What's the difference between a fitness-tracking wristband and a microchip that performs the same function, but lives just a few millimeters deeper, underneath your skin?
The idea may still violate some people's ideas of personhood, but new technologies always make the majority of people uncomfortable at first.
In 1551, Swiss scientist Conrad Gessner panicked that humanity would suffocate from the information overload brought on by the printing press. In his 1909 book "Are the Dead Alive?" author Fremont Rider questioned whether the voices people were hearing over the phone were actually ghosts. Up until recently, if you used a hands-free device to talk on the phone, you looked a little crazy.
"At the beginning it was weird to see people talking on their own, and people would laugh or point at others because it looked very weird," Harbisson says. "Now you see people every day talking without using the phone, so it looks like they're talking to themselves. And it's become normal."
Soon, chip implants will seem normal, too.