Here's what the logos for Amazon, Levi's, and HBO Go would say if they were being honest
HBO Go: "Hoping your ex-roommate's ex-girlfriend's stepbrother won't change the password"
Taco Bell: "Also open when you're sober."
Amazon: "Priming us to never leave the house."
WD-40: "Never around when you need it."
The North Face: "For outdoor adventures across school campus."
Levi's: "Wearable napkins."
Radioshack: "You've got questions. We've got nothing."
Burger King: "Have it your way: Eat somewhere else."
NPR: "Shamefully change the station during pledge drives."
And here are some of the old classics ...
Blockbuster: "Never paying that late fee finally paid off."
Wikipedia: "You're welcome, college students."
McDonald's: "Because you only have $4"
MTV: "----- Television"
Maybelline: "Maybe it's Photoshop."
Tinder: "Wait ... which one are you?"
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