Thanks to Miracle Whip, we know what cause Lance Bass, Susan Boyle, The Village People, and Wynonna Judd would sing about if they got together to record a benefit song.
The "We are the World"-esque song teaches you that you need to "open your mouth" to the mayo alternative.
"In this world there's lots of turkey, but also a lot of fear - See more at: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/miracle-whip-creates-celebrity-benefit-song-about-not-hating-miracle-whip-147464#sthash.HhuoIH4H.dpuf
"In this world there's lots of turkey, but also a lot of fear - See more at: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/miracle-whip-creates-celebrity-benefit-song-about-not-hating-miracle-whip-147464#sthash.HhuoIH4H.dpuf
"In this world there's lots of turkey, but also a lot of fear," Bass sings.
The ad, by McGarryBowen, is ridiculous in the best possible way.
Watch the spot below: