A Canadian Journalist Dreams Of The Day When Her Country Final Merges With The United States

In the dystopian future imagined by Canadian journalist Diane Francis, Russia owns all of Canada's oil and the Chinese own all its ports. Canada is rendered a colony of the two non-Western superpowers, while the US is left out in the cold, surrounded by its enemies and unable to access that sweet, sweet oil.

Calling current trade relations between these superpowers a "new cold war," Francis believes that the US and Canada need to do what any two businesses would do in the face of an external threat: consolidate. In her controversial new book, Merger of the Century: Why Canada and America Should Become One Country, Francis lays out her thesis for uniting the two North American countries into one. She writes,

"Without dramatic change, Canada will remain … somewhat sleepy and vulnerable. The United States will continue to go broke buying foreign oil and cheap goods from Asia, then guarding countries that could and should pay for their own protection and, while they are at it, 'buy American.'"

In an interview with Foreign Policy, Francis calls Canada, the "back-door entry" for the emerging superpowers to enter the US markets, which they are currently somewhat excluded from. She says,

"Canada is … peripheral to the United States, as Turkey is [to the EU], and you'll notice that the Chinese start to do business not in the EU, but in the periphery -- Bulgaria, Turkey. They just landed a big contract for their avionics, their air-traffic controls. They're building bridges; they're building roads."