We tried KFC's sunscreen so you don't have to - here's the verdict

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The author and the devil.

I am so angry and I smell terrible. 

KFC, best known for their "finger lickin' good" fried chicken, defied the laws of God and man when they created a promotional SPF 30 sunscreen that smells like chicken - extra crispy chicken. 

The fast food chain only released 3,000 bottles of Col. Sanders' special sunscreen, and all of them were quickly snatched up (by fools). However, one bottle of the putrid stuff was sent to Business Insider's New York City office.

Naturally, I had to try it out because life is an adventure, and I'm dumb enough to embark on this particular one.