I got to the airport before having breakfast. So I stopped at this place for a dumpling filled with mystery meat. I regretted it.
My gate looked like La Guardia during the holidays.
I got to the airport so early because, according to Flight Stats, 80% of all flights in China leave late. I heard only the first flights out leave on time.
Unlike in the US, there was no boarding by section or zone. It's just a mob.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdHainan Airlines is an American Airlines partner in China. It's the country's largest private airline, launched in 1989. Now it's part of a conglomerate called Grand China Air.
Air travel is a booming industry in China. Since 1992, travel has increased 24X.
Onboard, the plane looks a lot like any American 737 – except slightly older.
This was first class. The seats aren't leather or very big. But you get a pillow.
No pillows in economy class, where I sat. (My tickets cost $450)
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdJust like in the US, you're really squished in cattle class. I was shoulder to shoulder with the guy in the middle seat.
And my shoulder kept getting whacked by people walking down the aisle.
Let's look through the seat-back pocket, shall we? You've got your "safety instructions"
…a golf magazine with Shanshan Feng, the first Chinese player in the LPGA, on the cover…
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip Ad…and a magazine written in English and Chinese. I checked out this magazine.
Couldn't read this section…
…but I really enjoyed the mistranslations in this feature. You must read the first sentence.
Once we were in the air, these monitors dropped down from the ceiling. They showed short documentaries. There was one explaining St. Patrick's Day.
I didn't snap the picture in time, but when the flight hit cruising altitude, this stewardess stood at the front of the plane and bowed as a stewardess at the back welcomed us on board.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdAfter I took that last picture, another attendant walked up and told me "no camera." So I had to pull out my iPhone.
Then we got food! Apparently, food is still served on ALL flights in China. I got rice with eggs and vegetables.
Inside the box, I found a roll inside plastic and some melon.
Strangely, the meal did not come with chopsticks. Everyone (not just me) got plastic silverware.
After my meal, I played videogames on my phone. That is…until an attendant told me iPhones aren't allowed to be "on" even in "flight mode." Paging Nick Bilton!
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdA few hours later, we landed. Just like the in the US, everyone stood up before the doors opened, so we all had to stand around when we could have been sitting.
Now check out the reason I flew to Hangzhou…