DAIRY QUEEN: CHILI CHEESE DOG, $3.99 — Dairy Queen's chili cheese dog was reminiscent of carnival food on a hot summer night.
HOT DOG BASE — 2 — The dog was juicy but it tasted only kind of edible. The bun had the taste and texture of cardboard.
TOPPINGS — 3 — This felt like heartburn going down. The chili and cheese were salty and greasy, and the whole thing was just a hot dog mess.
CHECKERS — CHILI DOG, $3.29 — Checkers' hot dog was topped with chili and optional cheese and onions. Either way, the chili dog looked decidedly unappetizing.
HOT DOG BASE — 4 —The sausage was juicy and meaty, but the soft and squishy bun wasn't quite up to the task of containing all its contents.
TOPPINGS — 2 — It was wet and sloppy, but still managed to disappoint on flavor. There was just too much meat, salt, and sauce, and the onions I got were definitely not very fresh.
SHAKE SHACK — SHACK-CAGO DOG, $4.99 — Shake Shack's hot dog was topped with relish, pickles, peppers, tomatoes, and onions. In the spirit of Chicago, I also added mustard.
HOT DOG BASE — 3 — Shake Shack served an oddly stiff, dry, and salty hot dog that was less than appealing. The bun was fluffy, sweet, and bread-y.
TOPPINGS — 5 — The added veg elements really took the kind of "meh" Shake Shack hot dog to "pretty good."
FIVE GUYS — CHEESY BACON DOG, $6.19 — Five Guys' plain hot dog was topped with cheese and bacon. I added relish, although you can also add just about anything from sliced tomatoes to sautéed mushrooms.
HOT DOG BASE — 5 — It was hard to hold together. The bun was twice the size of a normal hot dog bun, probably so it could contain the butterflied hot dog, which was incredibly juicy and bursting with flavor.
TOPPINGS —4 — The crispy bacon added a whole other dimension to the dog. However, I wasn't a fan of the cheese.
FINAL RANKING: 4. Dairy Queen's Chili Cheese Dog. 3. Checkers' Chili Dog. 2. Shake Shack's Shack-Cago Dog. 1. Five Guys' Cheesy Bacon Dog.
