Heard of a barf bag? Alibaba one-ups that concept with the barf bib.
You can find these Buddha-shaped pears for only $12 for a set.
Or how about a worm train for $30,000?
Though this product is marketed as an inflatable "castle," it looks a lot more morbid than that.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdThis portable (?) fat freezing machine is "hot selling!!"
Unfortunately, the minimum order on this delightful mask is 1,200 pieces.
It's the description of this item that weirds us out: "Purederm Exfoliating Footmask leads to disgustingly enjoyable peeling session and lovely feet."
This guy is selling twins? Nope, just the leather. Interesting marketing tactic here.
Supposedly, you can buy these living clam and rag worms.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdThe strangest part of this big bad wolf costume is why the merchant blurred out the model's mouth.
Honestly, we're a little doubtful that these "inflatable walking on water shoes" would work, but we're into the idea.
Believe it or not, this is a pair of men's underwear.
The anti-flame armored suit only costs only $200.
Now, learn a little more about how Alibaba came to be: