64. Lancel Lannister

Lancel was Cersei's cousin (he's son of Kevan Lannister, Tywin's brother) and also Cersei's former lover. He was the squire who gave King Robert wine while hunting, which ended in his demise. He chopped his blond Lannister locks off and joined the Faith Militant, and ousted Cersei for her crimes against the Faith of the Seven.

Time of death: Season 6, episode 10, "The Winds of Winter"

Cause of death: Stabbed by one of Qyburn's little birds, then blown up by the wildfire in the tunnels underneath the Sept of Baelor.

Sadness ranking: 2. Even when he had hair, he was always kind of annoying, down with incest and down with using violence to enforce religious beliefs. Not cool, dude.