7. Garlic & Herb Ranch

Look. I understand the need for a fast-food chain to offer ranch dressing, especially if spicy chicken is on the menu. However, the Garlic & Herb Ranch fails to be anything but... meh.

It's more watery than I would like, and I certainly didn't get the garlic, onion, and herb flavors that were promised. If you're a ranch fanatic, my advice is to bring your own Hidden Valley.