6 kinds of jeans we never want to see on a grown man again

The jeans we're about to present are online for sale, so we're assuming some men are buying them.

But that doesn't mean that they should.

We've consistently seen some offensive pairs out on the Street, running wild with impunity, so with the help of stylist Jessica Cadmus, of the Wardrobe Whisperer, Business Insider is setting down some super easy guidelines.

"Jeans are the cornerstone of most men's casual wardrobe. They are extremely versatile, travel well, shrink to fit, and come in myriad colors and washes. They are rugged, cool, and often sexy."

"However, it is still incumbent upon the wearer to select wisely because unfortunately there exist an abundance of ill options," Cadmus said.

And we're about to show you a few of the ill-est.

Note: We didn't even get into non-pant denim. Perhaps next time.