Parents induce labor to deliver babies at auspicious times.
Superstitious parents in India are known to have c-sections, or to plan ahead and induce labor at times that are considered auspicious. Some Hindus believe that being born at a certain time will better a child's future.
People put up photos of deities on building walls to prevent public urination.
Nearly 50 percent of India's population is said not to have a toilet at home and public defecation is a huge problem. BBC columnist Rahul Tandon wrote about a home where people had put up photos of Indian deities to prevent people from urinating on their walls. This was also mentioned in Rohinton Mistry's 1991 novel, "Such A Long Journey."
Elephants come back for revenge.
After a train hit and killed an elephant in India, the herd stayed on to mourn. An elephant-chasing squad was brought in from Bengal but the elephants eventually returned and rampaged through through the village, damaging 10 homes.
Families hire pre-wedding detectives to snoop on prospective brides and grooms.
Indians are hiring private investigators to run a background check on prospective brides and grooms ahead of the wedding. BBC reports that the business is booming for India's pre-matrimonial detective agencies.
Banks have no locks on their front door.
In Shani Shingnapur, a famous temple town in Maharashtra residents have houses without doors and locks because they believe it is protected by Lord Shani. The town got its first commercial bank, UCO Bank, in 2011 and it has no lock on its front door.
Millions of tons of grain rot in storage even as thousands die of malnutrition
Some 6 million tons of India's grains, worth $1.5 billion, could rot, while 43 percent of children under the age of five are underweight and 3,000 children reportedly die from malnutrition-related illnesses every day.
Men spend thousands of dollars on gold shirts.
Indian business man Datta Phuge spent $230,888 on a gold shirt. He told the Pune Mirror "I know "I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt".
Back in 2011, designer Amitabh Chandel said he made a $93,000 shirt of silk, gold and solitaire diamonds for an Indian prince.
Robbers try to steal truckloads of onions.
Indian police prevented thieves from taking off with a truck full of onions. The thieves decided to target onions because the price of the vegetable had surged.
There are special 'nuisance detectors' to fine those spitting in public.
India employs special 'spit inspectors' and 'nuisance detectors' to fine people that are caught spitting, urinating or otherwise littering in public. Spitting in a public place in the absence of a spittoon is "banned under a 2006 Mumbai bylaw," according to AFP.
Bureaucrats write memos to themselves.
Bhaskar Rao, the inspector general of police for internal security was also appointed the inspector general in charge of training. So, Rao as the Inspector General of Police, Internal Security Division has taken to writing a letter to himself (as IGP Training, Bhaskar Rao).
"I have to do my work and there has to be consistency in correspondence," Rao told the Deccan Chronicle. "There are times when I have to dictate a stern letter to myself because of the delay in response from myself from the other office."
People swallow live fish to cure asthma.
The Goud family in India claims to have a homemade remedy for asthma that involves swallowing a live fish that is filled with a tightly guarded medicine.
Trucks encourage honking.
Most Indian trucks have the words "Horn OK Please" painted on the back. This is intended for drivers that are trying to overtake the trucks.
Billionaires build entire skyscrapers and live in them as homes.
Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani built a 400,000 square foot, 27-story building called Antilla that was estimated to cost $1 billion. His family and their staff are the only occupants of his home.
They also spend tens of millions of dollars on weddings.
India's wedding market is an estimated $11 billion and wealthy Indians are spending money not just on food and ferrying guests about, but also on "thank you gifts" and invites.
Hundreds of thousands of farmers commit suicide.
Farmers with massive debt burdens have been committing suicide since 1995. Over 250,000 farmers have reportedly committed suicide. Many accuse foreign companies like Monsanto of selling farmers overpriced seeds that are forced on them by the government. The low cost of produce along with poor harvests have often caused farmers to take their own lives as they see it as the only way out of their tremendous debt.
Forest officials are authorized to shoot and kill poachers.
The western state of Maharashtra authorized its forest officials to shoot and kill poachers on sight without fear of prosecution. Poaching has driven many species to extinction and is threatening many others.
Anti-bureaucracy activists get transferred endlessly to different jobs, because nobody wants them around.
India has the worst bureaucracy in Asia, according a report by Hong Kong-based Political and Economic Risk Consultancy. A new poll by KPMG showed that 71 percent think fraud is "an inevitable cost of doing business in the country." People even face bureaucracy in getting much needed medical treatment.
One anti-bureaucracy activist was transferred 43 times, from job to job, because people didn't want him around.
People are declared dead when they're actually alive.
Santosh Kumar Singh fought for nine years to prove that he was alive. His brothers declared him dead and stole his land after he married a woman of a lower caste. False death certificates are frequently issued in land grabs.
Chillies are used as weapons.
The Indian military chose to turn the world's hottest chili, "bhut jolokia" or "ghost chili" into a weapon.
People are arrested for liking a Facebook status.
A woman named Shaheen Dhada posted a status on Facebook questioning a Mumbai "bandh," or shutdown, after the death of politician Bal Thackeray, known for using various forms of intimidation to achieve political ends. Her friend Renu Srinivasan liked the post. Both were arrested for their actions and the incident sparked a furor about the lack of freedom of speech in India.
Monkey handlers are hired to keep wild monkeys off public transportation.
India's Delhi metro hired a monkey handler or langurwallah, to chase monkeys off the city's metro trains. Monkey handlers have also been used on the grounds of parliament and in some government buildings to scare off wild monkeys.
Realtors advertise buildings just for Brahmins .
Even though it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of caste, creed, religion, or gender, developers and realtors often advertise apartments for rent/sale for certain religious groups or certain castes.
Tens of thousands of children are employed in its illegal coal mines.
An Indian non-profit believes that 70,000 child miners illegally work the coal mines in just one part of the country called Jaintia Hills. Parents often send their children to the mines instead of school since they become a source of income.
Power grids go down and cause half a billion people to lose power.
In July India faced a massive power outage that left 600 million people without power. Some agricultural states were accused of exceeding the power quota assigned them during a weak monsoon season. But India frequently faces power outages many of which are blamed on corruption.
Termites feast on the money.
Termites ate through 10 million rupees ($222,000) at the Fathepur branch of State Bank of India last year.