11. Fruit and maple oatmeal

Sweet, mushy, heavy on fruit chunks. I can’t taste the maple distinctly; there’s just a vague sweetness throughout. The crisp apple cubes add a nice textural contrast to the glop, but this isn’t all that appetizing. It’s not “bad”, but it’s not “good”.

Assuming Goldilocks’ picky palate leans to the boring side, she’d probably choose this one.