11 amazing facts about belly buttons
So instead, I'm going to hit you with some equality. We all have belly buttons, people.
They are the great equalizer.
I bet you've never thought about your own navel that much. I certainly hadn't before I started researching this article.
But if you would permit us a little navel-gazing ... there, I did it.
Here are 11 legitimately interesting facts I found about belly buttons. Enjoy.