They're not just lounging on American machinery. Thomas placed one costumed cat in the middle of a North Korean military parade.
And atop an Australian F-111C "pig."
This cat is tipping over a German Leopard 2A4 like it's a glass of water — or, for that matter, anything on a flat surface.
Here's one paddling alongside a Russian TK-208 Submarine.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdThere's also this chunky specimen licking his chops before a Russian Mil Mi-26 transport helicopter.
And, of course, an orange tabby cementing NATO alliances.
And an NH90 making a very special delivery.
Thomas told Insider he was "surprised by the buzz" around the account, but noted that cats are "easy clickbait."
The Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard even got in on the fun.
North Koreas Hwasong-12 ballistic missiles look less scary when there's a kitten on top of them.
next slide will load in 15 secondsSkip AdSkip AdThis is a literal Tomcat F-14B.
Cat puns aside, Thomas told Insider, "I have nothing to sell, no political message, my Photoshop skills are quite modest, I just want to have fun and share a good time with the Twitter community."