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<span><keyword id="250" type="POSITION" weightage="80" keywordseo="Singer">Singer</keyword> <keyword id="157405" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Justin-Bieber">Justin Bieber</keyword>'s infamous 'roast', hosted by <keyword id="986862" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Kevin-Hart">Kevin Hart</keyword>, will hit Indian television on April 1, just months after the controversial All India Backchod's 'roast' with <keyword id="143" type="CITY" weightage="80" keywordseo="Bollywood">Bollywood</keyword> actors <keyword id="114453" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Arjun-Kapoor">Arjun Kapoor</keyword> and <keyword id="106133" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Ranveer-Singh">Ranveer Singh</keyword>.</span><br />
<br /> Bieber's 'roast' will be aired in India on April 1 on <keyword id="261768" type="COMPANY" weightage="80" keywordseo="Comedy-Central">Comedy Central</keyword>, within 24 hours of its US telecast. The "Baby" hitmaker will be seen being "roasted" by comedian <keyword id="2773580" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="80" keywordseo="Hannibal-Buress">Hannibal Buress</keyword>, actor Chris D'elia, rapper <keyword id="24691" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="snoop-dogg">Snoop Dogg</keyword>, actress <keyword id="2771069" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="80" keywordseo="natasha-leggero">Natasha Leggero</keyword>, rapper <keyword id="145268" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Ludacris">Ludacris</keyword>, TV personality Shaquille O'neal, director <keyword id="2781856" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="80" keywordseo="Jeffrey-Ross">Jeffrey Ross</keyword> and writer <keyword id="107528" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Martha-Stewart">Martha Stewart</keyword>.<br />
<br /> He will face barbs from a variety of entertainers, including the "Roast Master General" - comedian <keyword id="338324" type="PERSON" weightage="20" keywordseo="Jeff-Ross">Jeff Ross</keyword> who has promised the "best roast ever" for the singer earlier this month, and that nothing will be off limits.<br />
<br /> The Indian 'roast' -- AIB Knockout -- which was released in January, saw a star-studded crowd with tinsel town's <keyword id="598" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Deepika-Padukone">Deepika Padukone</keyword>, <keyword id="62210" type="PERSON" weightage="80" keywordseo="Sonakshi-Sinha">Sonakshi Sinha</keyword>, Anurag Kashyap and many more in attendance.<br />
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<p class="p1"><div class="KonaFilter image-container float_right"><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div>In an effort to maximize productivity and happiness, global insurance company Zurich is letting its employees determine what its new North American headquarters will look like.</p><p class="p1">Last fall, 150 staffers participated in a pilot program in which they tested out different workspaces and reported which design features they liked best. The best-liked features will appear in the new HQ in Schaumburg, Illinois, when it opens in fall 2016.</p><p class="p1"><span>Employee feedback suggested t</span>he current <span>Schaumburg office, which features a</span> traditional mix of private offices and cubicles, wasn't meeting their needs. So Zurich partnered with <a href="http://www.cannondesign.com/our-work/markets/corporatecommercial/">Cannon Design</a> to create a workspace where employees could really thrive.</p><p class="p1">Zurich and Cannon analyzed the data from the pilot program and found that certain features were near-universally applauded as being conducive to productivity and well-being, while others were seen as obstacles to getting things done.</p><p class="p1">We spoke to Jennifer Kyung, headquarters business lead at Zurich North America, and Meg Osman, executive director of CannonDesign's Global Corporate/Commercial practice, about what they learned:</p><ul><li><strong style="line-height: 1.5em;">Employees did not like casual furniture</strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">: Any furniture that was too casual - think a couch or a table with chairs that you'd see in a home - was not seen favorably. Instead, it was viewed as a hindrance to the ability to get work done. This was true for all generations of employees, despite the common misconception that millennials prefer more casual workspaces, Osman said.</span></li><li><strong style="line-height: 1.5em; color: #000000;">Employees wanted more social hubs</strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em; color: #000000;">: These spaces include a kitchen and an area for eating together or chatting, separate from areas designated for working. Employees liked having an area of respite, where their chatter or the smell of their tuna sandwiches wouldn't distract their colleagues doing serious work.</span></li></ul><p><div class="KonaFilter image-container"><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></p><ul class="ul1"><li class="li2"><strong>Employees appreciated private enclaves</strong>: These are private spaces designed for individual, "in-the-zone" work. People can also use these areas for conference calls or small meetings. Employees liked having a balance of spaces for collaboration and individual work.</li><li class="li2"><strong>Employees loved natural light</strong>: In the new HQ, there will be views of nature and as much natural light as possible.</li><li class="li2"><strong>Employees wanted sit/stand desks</strong>: With these workstations, you can push a button to vary the height of your desk so that you can either sit or stand while working. The many employees who used these mechanisms said that when they varied their posture, they worked more efficiently.</li></ul>    <div class="margin-top">        <h3>NOW WATCH: <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/body-language-tricks-become-likable-2015-5">5 ways to change your body language to make people like you</a></h3>        <div>            <div>        <div class="ooyala-video-player" data-video-autoplay="false" data-video-id="prdnBkdTrvWNa0u8RHujLJuUBkcchhZZ" data-player-variable="ooyalapopvideo" id="ooyalaplayer_popvideo" style="width:1280px;height:720px"></div>        </div>        </div>            </div>

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<p><keyword id="6412373" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="60" keywordseo="celebrities">Celebrities</keyword> ranging from outspoken activists like Mia Farrow to "Jersey Shore" star JWoww are sounding off on <keyword id="6354616" type="CITY" weightage="60" keywordseo="Twitter">Twitter</keyword> about the <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/police-name-boston-marathon-bombing-suspects-2013-4" target="_blank">manhunt for the second suspect</a> in the Boston Marathon bombings.</p>
<p>Reactions have ranged from horror to thoughtful to wanting to take action:</p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>The bravery and effectiveness of police is a blessing.Their presence is welcome, in times likethese. Yet it highlights something.</p>
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/325201945306480640">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>At least when we're receiving devastating news on twitter we have each other. Like an instant support group. Makes me feel less alone.</p>
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) <a href="https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/325121896981086208">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Surreal. This is just huge. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23manhunt">#manhunt</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23watertown">#watertown</a></p>
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) <a href="https://twitter.com/MiaFarrow/status/325204063769743360">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>I probably wld have advised <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23UncleRuslan">#UncleRuslan</a> to lie low.I'd have been wrong.In this excruciating hour he showed us the best of human hearts</p>
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) <a href="https://twitter.com/MiaFarrow/status/325280894434832384">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Does NRA stand for Nobody Remembers Anything?How many more of these events will we have to endure</p>
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) <a href="https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/325058296727879681">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>My parents are being morning greeted by SWAT, friends have bullet holes thru their walls, grenades in front of houses <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23surreal">#surreal</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23watertown">#watertown</a></p>
— Eliza Dushku (@elizadushku) <a href="https://twitter.com/elizadushku/status/325223264064528384">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Nighttime in <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23GoldCoast">#GoldCoast</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23Oz">#Oz</a>, have been glued to tv watching for hrs on end. Giving eyeballs a rest. My <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23hometown">#hometown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23Watertown">#Watertown</a> stay <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23lockeddown">#lockeddown</a></p>
— Eliza Dushku (@elizadushku) <a href="https://twitter.com/elizadushku/status/325248688819679233">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>My heart is w the victims. Big hugs to the cops I hear on the scanner. Stay safe <keyword id="6360040" type="CITY" weightage="60" keywordseo="people">people</keyword>. "I love that dirty water, Boston you're my home".</p>
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) <a href="https://twitter.com/realjeffreyross/status/325227528648273920">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>wow...our FBI agents and police officers are badass... Don't mess with Boston..They are tough mother Fers</p>
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) <a href="https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/325260159578423296">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Whats happening in Boston is intense right now...</p>
— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) <a href="https://twitter.com/JENNIWOWW/status/325235812721627136">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Talking to my friends and family in Boston. Terrifying.</p>
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) <a href="https://twitter.com/katiecouric/status/325226107265753090">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>In LA but thinking about Boston.</p>
— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) <a href="https://twitter.com/HowardStern/status/325304330494308352">April 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/huffpostpol">huffpostpol</a>: Here are the Twitter handles of the Senators who voted against background checks <a href="http://t.co/jeZmxWaHIo" title="http://huff.to/15gpUDV">huff.to/15gpUDV</a></p>
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/324870675972120576">April 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>90% of Americans favor expanded background checks for gun buyers. Our senate failed. Our system is colossally broken.</p>
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/324676242626449409">April 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>sad day that we didn't pass background checks in U.S. Every responsible gun owner i know (and i know a lot) supported it.</p>
— Rob Thomas (@ThisIsRobThomas) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThisIsRobThomas/status/324673574847782914">April 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>If 90% of senators wanted a double non fat vanilla cappuccino &amp; we decided they should have a black coffee instead, they would be pissed.</p>
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessetyler/status/324676220304359425">April 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div>Justin Bieber just got roasted hard.</p><p>Kevin Hart, Martha Stewart, Shaquille O'Neal, Jeffrey Ross, Hannibal Buress, Will Ferrell, and many others all took the stage Saturday night to joke about Bieber's career, love life, fans, and legal mishaps to a star-studded crowd that included Dave Chappelle<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">, </span>John Legend<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">, </span>Chrissy Teigen<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">, </span>John Mayer<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">, </span>Jaden Smith<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">, </span>Kendall Jenner, <span style="line-height: 1.5em;">and </span>Kourtney Kardashian.</p><p><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">While the "Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber" doesn't air until March 30, we've rounded up the top jokes from <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast-781544" target="_blank">various</a> <a href="http://www.people.com/article/justin-bieber-roast-comedy-central-kevin-hart" target="_blank">reports</a> to hold you over until then.</span></p><p><strong>Kevin Hart on Justin Bieber:</strong></p><p><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Roast master Kevin Hart began the evening by saying: </span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time - give the boy an ass-whuppin' he deserves." </span></p><p><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Hart added that Bieber <span>"</span><span>has the voice and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder," and is definitely not as gangster as he acts: </span></span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"</span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Orlando Bloom</span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;"> took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house - not gangsta."</span></p><p><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Hart concluded with a zinger about Bieber's ex-girlfriend: <span>"Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here."</span></span></p><p><strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Shaquille O'Neal:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></span></strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people." </span></p><p><span><span><span>Shaq added: "<span>Justin is worth $200 million, and in prison, that's worth four packs of Kool."</span></span></span></span></p><p><strong>Comedian Hannibal Buress:</strong></p><p><strong><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/news/who-is-hannibal-buress-and-why-did-he-call-bill-cosby-a-rapist/" target="_blank">Bill Cosby hates my comedy</a>." </span></p><p><strong>Martha Stewart:</strong></p><p><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></p><p>"The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower," she joked, r<span>eferencing Bieber's </span><span>60 million Twitter followers.</span></p><p><strong>Will Ferrell as "Ron Burgundy":</strong></p><p><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></p><p>He joked that Bieber is "a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands," adding, "He sings to 9-year-olds, and his hair is like a gay figure skater."</p><p><strong>Comedian Jeff Ross was especially brutal:</strong></p><p><strong><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Calling him the "King Jofrey of pop," Ross said: "Seth Rogen thinks you're a conceited piece of shit, and he hangs out with James Franco." He didn't stop there.</span></p><p>"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."</p><p>"If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would've Uber'd to Auschwitz." Yikes.</p><p><span>Ross ended with this nugget: "Justin, you have such a huge career behind you."</span></p><p><strong>The comedians didn't only roast Justin Bieber, they were <a href="http://www.people.com/article/justin-bieber-roast-comedy-central-kevin-hart" target="_blank">hard on each other</a> too.</strong></p><p><strong><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He's only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous." - Pete Davidson </span></p><p><span>"All these rappers on stage and Martha stewart has done the most jail time." - Natasha Legerro </span><br><br><span>"Justin wants to be black so bad he's actually seen Kevin Hart's movies in theaters." - Ludacris</span></br></br></p><p><span>"Is that Kevin Hart or did Shaq take a shit?" <span>- Jeff Ross</span></span></p><p><span>"Congratulations Hannibal Buress, you are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him." - Snoop Dogg <br><br>"I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what's more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather." - Ron Burgundy </br></br></span></p><p><span>"A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn't won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy." - Jeff Ross </span></p><p><span><span>"Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road." - Shaquille O'Neal </span><br><br><span>"Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance." - </span><em>SNL</em><span>'s Pete Davidson </span></br></br></span></p><p><strong>But Bieber took it all in stride.</strong></p><p><strong><div class="KonaFilter image-container display-table"><div><div class="image on-image"></div><p></p></div></div></strong><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">The 21-year-old took the stage at the end of the night and joked: </span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." </span></p><p><span><span>And then, in a serious turn, Bieber apologized for his past behavior. </span></span></p><p><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Acknowledging he "turned a lot of people off" over the years, Bieber explained, "There was no preparing me for this life. I got thrown into this at 12 years old… <span>I lost some of my best qualities. </span>Things I've done that don't define who I am. I look forward to being someone you're proud of. </span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man." </span></p><p>Bieber concluded his speech by saying, "You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else's roast. I'm at a moment of change. This is a new day."</p>    <div class="margin-top">        <h3>NOW WATCH: <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/john-paul-dejoria-career-success-advice-billionaire-2015-3">This billionaire's definition of success will surprise you</a></h3>        <div>            <div>        <div class="ooyala-video-player" data-video-autoplay="false" data-video-id="ZkaGk3bzq7tyJW7hEafu4SBYWh6_0pka" data-player-variable="ooyalapopvideo" id="ooyalaplayer_popvideo" style="width:1280px;height:720px"></div>        </div>        </div>            </div>

The most brutal jokes from last night's Comedy Central roast of Justin Bieber

<p><div class="image-container float_right" style="width:480px"><div class="image"><p class="source"><a href="http://www.apimages.com/metadata/Index/Britain-Coronation/5d553ad99a2041f7b9ef7913a8d2b4d2/26/0">AP</a></p><p class="caption"><keyword id="6422869" type="PERSON" weightage="60" keywordseo="Kate-Middleton">Kate Middleton</keyword> outranked husband <keyword id="6427688" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="60" keywordseo="Prince-William">Prince William</keyword> in <keyword id="6354616" type="CITY" weightage="60" keywordseo="Twitter">Twitter</keyword> love.</p></div></div>Step aside, <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-responds-to-kim-and-kanye-baby-north-west-2013-6" target="_blank">North West</a>.</p>
<p>Twitter has a new baby of star-proportions to fuss about.</p>
<p>Kate Middleton gave birth to an 8 pound, 6 ounce baby boy at 4:24 p.m. after being in labor for 10 hours.</p>
<p>Twitter promptly erupted.</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Kate%20Middleton%22&amp;src=tren" target="_blank">Kate Middleton</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Buckingham%20Palace%22&amp;src=tren" target="_blank">Buckingham Palace</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBaby&amp;src=tren" target="_blank">#RoyalBaby</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=royal%20baby%20watch&amp;src=rela" target="_blank">Royal Baby Watch</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23itsaboy&amp;src=typd" target="_blank">#itsaboy</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Duchess%20of%20Cambridge%22&amp;src=tren" target="_blank">Duchess of Cambridge</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Prince%20Harry%22&amp;src=tren" target="_blank">Prince Harry</a> topped the trending charts within the hour of the birth announcement.</p>
<p>Not a lot of Twitter love for the new dad, Prince William.</p>
<p>Here are the best celebrity reactions:</p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>A lady had a baby.</p>
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) <a href="https://twitter.com/joelmchale/statuses/359403018229264385">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>It's a boy! So happy for my cousin Kate and the future King of England!</p>
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/statuses/359402454468673536">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Can't trust the media hype. After supper, I'm heading over to Buckingham Palace to check things out for myself.</p>
— Glen Mazzara (@glenmazzara) <a href="https://twitter.com/glenmazzara/statuses/359402061361717248">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Welcome to the future king! Congratulations William &amp; Kate. Much Love, Queen Latifah <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23QLShow&amp;src=hash">#QLShow</a> <a href="http://t.co/b0d33ikWZv">pic.twitter.com/b0d33ikWZv</a></p>
— Queen Latifah (@IAMQUEENLATIFAH) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAMQUEENLATIFAH/statuses/359399462336090112">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Wishing Prince William and Duchess Kate much joy and happiness as Great Britain welcomes the newest member of the Royal Family. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBaby&amp;src=hash">#RoyalBaby</a></p>
— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) <a href="https://twitter.com/NancyPelosi/statuses/359408807799037953">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Wouldnt it be great if England had 30 days of games to celebrate the birth! dueling, jowsting, a flagon of mead...<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23GameOfThrones&amp;src=hash">#GameOfThrones</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBaby&amp;src=hash">#RoyalBaby</a></p>
— Jack Osbourne (@MrJackO) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrJackO/statuses/359409928944893953">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>I think I'm probably not the only one who started crying today thinking about <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Diana&amp;src=hash">#Diana</a>. Smiling from beyond!</p>
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) <a href="https://twitter.com/PerezHilton/statuses/359407805557506048">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Woah <keyword id="6360040" type="CITY" weightage="60" keywordseo="people">people</keyword> seem super excited for this new british band, the <keyword id="1523841" type="UNKNOWN" weightage="60" keywordseo="Royal-baby">royal baby</keyword>.</p>
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) <a href="https://twitter.com/EllenPage/statuses/359397373992116225">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Alright I'm going back to watching the 24/7 online royal baby cam.</p>
— josh groban (@joshgroban) <a href="https://twitter.com/joshgroban/statuses/359400210276945921">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>.<a href="https://twitter.com/KateMiddleton">@katemiddleton</a> what's it like to be dilated?</p>
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) <a href="https://twitter.com/zachbraff/statuses/359377954620448768">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBabyNames&amp;src=hash">#RoyalBabyNames</a> Metälstørm</p>
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/statuses/359400291591913472">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>So pleased to hear that William and Kate had a baby boy. Long live the future king. MBB</p>
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) <a href="https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/statuses/359397654393913344">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>Congratulations to the Royal Family on their new baby boy!</p>
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) <a href="https://twitter.com/Bethenny/statuses/359405904392753153">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>If Prince William is anything like I was, he's hustling home on The Tube right now to assemble the Ikea crib &amp; changing table.</p>
— Willie Geist (@WillieGeist) <a href="https://twitter.com/WillieGeist/statuses/359404655698124800">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>Congratulations to Kate &amp; William on the birth of their baby boy! So relieved that his name won’t include the words Ivy or Apple.</p>
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) <a href="https://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/359397423661060096">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet">
<p>Breaking News: Kate Middleton has given birth to an 8 pound 6 ounce baby brat.</p>
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) <a href="https://twitter.com/realjeffreyross/statuses/359397108912107520">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>Fingers crossed that Kate Middleton names her child Groot.</p>
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/statuses/359324279005282304">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>In related news, sales of <a href="https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan">@JimGaffigan</a>'s album "King Baby" soar after rabid Anglophiles fail to read the description field.</p>
— Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) <a href="https://twitter.com/nerdist/statuses/359404256442322944">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>I mean now you almost have to name the baby "<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBaby&amp;src=hash">#RoyalBaby</a>". Hashtag and everything.</p>
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) <a href="https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/statuses/359400455836667906">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<p> </p>
<p>...And some other shout-outs from the Twittersphere:</p>
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<p>Dear William &amp; Kate: If William is 100% royal and Princess Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son a half-blood prince? <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalBaby&amp;src=hash">#RoyalBaby</a></p>
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_Snape_/statuses/359344663825620994">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<p>If Kate and Will's baby is named Joffrey I will give everyone one million dollars.</p>
— BustedTees.com (@BustedTees) <a href="https://twitter.com/BustedTees/statuses/359398932633227264">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>You can tell the royal baby is British because he doesn't have any teeth.</p>
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) <a href="https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/statuses/359399082281807872">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<p>"I can't wait to see changing of guards in front of the royal birth canal and the epidural by Dumbledore." <a href="http://t.co/2rlaNnYbTw">http://t.co/2rlaNnYbTw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23royalbaby&amp;src=hash">#royalbaby</a></p>
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/ColbertReport/statuses/359399043782279168">July 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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